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NBC
Sep 24, 2010 12:35am PDT
here. it's rumored that jennifer lopez is getting $12 million and steven tyler is getting $18 million to be judges on "american idol." wow! while randy jackson is getting to sit next to steven tyler and jennifer lopez. [ laughter ] that's exciting news. [ cheers and applause ] very good. you hear about this? katy perry is making headlines for wear a low-cut dress on an upcoming episode of "sesame street," during a duet with elmo. [ light laughter ] in fact, the dress was so skimpy, elmo started tickling himself. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, you won't see it. they cut it from air. you'll never see it. it's censored. today, vice-president biden held a conference call with senior citizens to talk about health care. seniors started the conference call confused about how health care works, and ended up more confused about how conference calls work. [ laughter ] they're like "wait, can you hear me? saul, you're talking into the vcr." "what?" [ laughter ] i don't even know what to make of this. an inmate in north carolina tried to smuggle a cell phon
NBC
Sep 7, 2010 12:35am PDT
] >> jimmy: hey, this is big, you guys. jennifer lopez has reportedly been dropped as a potential "american idol" judge because her demands were getting unreasonable. yeah. apparently, she was asking for the impossible, viewers. [ laughter ] you guys, a new report found that new york city's emergency subway intercoms take an average of 11 days to fix. however, subway officials claim it never takes more than -- [ inaudible ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is crazy. a krispy kreme employee in north carolina accidentally gave a customer $5,000 inside a donut box. yeah. when the customer opened the box, he was like, "where are my donuts? [ laughter ] i need my donuts!" [ laughter ] a farmer in idaho, unknowingly, watered and fertilized more than 300 marijuana plants. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, he had no clue. although, he should have realized something was up when his alarm went off and his rooster was like, "bro, i'm trying to sleep over here." [ laughter and applause ] and, finally, tiger woods' column in "golf digest" is back nine months after it was discontinued because of his
NBC
Sep 25, 2010 12:35am PDT
] ♪ thank you, jennifer lopez, for joining "american idol" and becoming the sexiest judge on tv. [ cheers ] besides that hot piece of gavel judge joe brown. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm guilty as charged, yo take me away lock me up ♪ ♪ lock me up lock me up yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you, person who doesn't get sarcasm. no, really, i mean it. thank you so much. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you, fall, for occasionally going by the name autumn. just like my cousin megan, who became a stripper. [ laughter ] put your hands together, you guys, for autumn! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] thank you, oven mitts, for making me look like a hockey goalie when i'm pulling casseroles out of the oven. [ laughter ] [ applause ] my last thank-you note, right here. [ audience aws ] shh, not today. not tonight. not ever. 'cause -- 'cause i'm gonna do this thank-you note. and i'm gonna do it for each and every one of you guys out in the audience. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm gonna do it right. i'm gonna do it right. i just hope it's funny. [ laught
NBC
Sep 4, 2010 5:00am PDT
tyler and jennifer lopez are reportedly front-runners to join the panel. >>> some very special twins making their debut at a japanese zoo. you can't get much cuter than this pair of twin panda cubs. brother and sister, three weeks ago -- i should say just 3 weeks ago. they've quadrupled in weight to a healthy 1.5 pounds. >>> back to you guys. >> is it just me? they get really cute when they get big. >> not quite there yet? >> right there. >> wow! you're saying that's a face only a mother can love? >> yeah, i am. they get fatter, they'll be cuter. some hair, maybe, more hair. >> dissing the poor pandas. >> they'll be cute one day. thank you. >> bill karens on the plaza. >> everyone thinks it's cute as can be, fuzzy things. just hairy at this point. let's talk about your 60th birthday, right? >> yes. >> who is this. >> daughter leah. >> oldest sister. >> how was she when she was young? >> no comment. >> oh! it is her 60th birthday, we'll be nice. have a wonderful birthday in new york. talk about your weekend forecast. we are going to continue to watch warm conditions in the west, very
NBC
Sep 21, 2010 7:00am PDT
's the story? >> tomorrow. >> i'm exhausted. >> it is jennifer lopez. tomorrow they're going to announce j. lo, she is a judge and steven tyler, they'll announce them at the l.a. auditions that unfortunately jennifer's first husband has said that he plans to turn up to audition. >> somebody suggested he do that and it is going to be very good for his career. i have a feeling that there are producers fingerprints all over that. >> you think? >> i think so. call me cynical. >> and lindsay lohan, going back to the slammer? >> it is terrible. she's back in l.a. she's going to see the judge on friday. it is very sad. this girl's going to probably go back to prison. >> they let her out of rehab too soon. we all said that. prison is one thing. if you're going straight into rehab, stay there until you don't want the stuff anymore. >> right. it is sad. >> paris hilton, scott free. probation. >> slipped through the net once again. this girl is houdini. >> it ain't over yet, rob. >> thank you, rob. >> thank you. >>> up next, how to stop your emotional feeding with "the joy fit club" after this. hey, it's
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